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I really would like to start a business personalizing children's furniture. Just the other week I turned my bedroom into a mini artists studio. My uncle found this scruffy old wooden chair in a skip ...not sure what he was doing going through a skip but that is besides the point, he also found me a very old musty 'Painters of the 19th century' book which may very well be doused in human piss I don't know why but I always suspect men like to wee in skips. Anyway, here is the book




I tried to start reading it and did in fact succeed until about the second page then I gave up. So back to the chair here is the finished product.

Pros of the idea of making more of these and selling them include

• Its is LOTS of fun
• I get to drink milkshake and check twitter while I'm at 'work', something Im actively looking to be able to do in a career.
• Its putting my art degree to good use, even though its not really but people wouldn't have to know that.
• Children love colourful furniture.
  
• I don't know of that many companies/people who specialize in creating personalized children's' furniture.

I don't want to list the cons of going ahead with this because I'll manage to talk myself out of doing it. I guess my main concern is money. I hate money so much.






The only small error with this one, which can you believe it, I have only literally just thought about it. This is an adult size chair haha, how stupid am I. I didnt even think about it when I started painting it or even imagine a design in my head I just thought "ooh thats a plain chair it would look so much better with paint on it". A similar wave of thought occured when I painted this chair which actually belonged to the company that I worked for (sort of). I was bored one day and it kind of happened in a trance,




it looked really sad and plain so I just harmlessly spruced it up a bit then afterwards panicked and felt like I needed to get rid of it so I took it round my friends and put it in his house.No one will ever suspect me! Its got to be done, living on a privately owned island it does get pretty boring so you go through every way possible to relieve yourself from boredom even if that means what some might call "vandalising property" I call it making the world a more colourful and interesting place :)